Chris Johnson is just about the hottest name in the NFL right now. The Tennessee Titans’ all-world running back recently had a season for the ages after becoming just the sixth player to run for 2,000 yards in a season and also breaking Marshall Faulk’s yards from scrimmage with 2,509 yards.
But as far car tuning tastes are concerned, Johnson is about as bad as it gets – or maybe he just has a different taste for what constitutes as a finely-tuned machine.
Consider what he did to this car. If it’s bad enough that the car has the color of an oversized banana, Johnson had to bring more attention to it by adding 30-inch rims.
We love you for running ability, Chris Johnson. And if you know what’s best for you, we strongly advise you to run as far away as you can from this monstrosity – literally and figuratively – of a ride.