Paris and Lindsay should take note.
The key to prosecutorial largesse is a Prius.
Though he, like Ms. Hilton and Ms. Lohan, was a second offender, Al Gore’s son got a pass.
Maybe it was the 100 mph Prius.
Gore’s son will be given the opportunity to participate in a diversion program, after pleading guilty to felony charges.
If he can stay clean until 2009, he’ll get the charges dropped. It will be, said a prosecutor, as though it never happened.
The only difference was the car.
Gore was busted with drugs while drunk, after a previous conviction for drunk driving.
He plead guilty to committing felonies.
And he walks.
It must be the car.