It’s better to be busted in a Prius

Paris and Lindsay should take note.
 
The key to prosecutorial largesse is a Prius.
 
Though he, like Ms. Hilton and Ms. Lohan, was a second offender, Al Gore’s son got a pass.
 
Maybe it was the 100 mph Prius.
 
Gore’s son will be given the opportunity to participate in a diversion program, after pleading guilty to felony charges.
 
If he can stay clean until 2009, he’ll get the charges dropped. It will be, said a prosecutor, as though it never happened.
 
Wow.
 
The only difference was the car.
 
Gore was busted with drugs while drunk, after a previous conviction for drunk driving.
 
He plead guilty to committing felonies.
 
And he walks.
 
It must be the car.