"Holy blasphemous basketballs, Bron-Bron!" Those were words I wrote two months ago, when LeBron James first began teasing pictures of his special King James Edition Kia K900 on his Facebook page. Now, two pieces of good news. First: They're finally selling the King James Kia!->ke41 Even better news: There's only one of them. Thank GOD!

Kia is the new kid on the big-money block -- and who defines nouveau riche like a professional baller? Kia enlisted LeBron as its "luxury ambassador" sometime back. That might seems like a bit of an odd fit, but Kia has been sponsoring the NBA's Most Valuable Player award for some time now. Primarily because it's the NBA, and everything has to sponsored.

In an effort to convince the world that Kia's 2013 MVP Award winner drives a Kia, the company built LeBron a full custom K900->ke4748 that at the time was presumed to have been a dry run for production. It wasn't. The King James Edition K900 remains a one-off destined for the auction->ke2845 block, to be sold for a fairly righteous cause.

Continue reading to learn more about the Kia K900 "King James Edition".

Why it matters

The money raised by selling the King James Edition K900 is going toward the LeBron James Family Foundation, which works primarily to help keep kids in school. The Akron, Ohio-based Foundation has held an annual bike-a-thon in its hometown for the last several years to raise money for various causes. And that's really nice. If you want to contribute to the cause, you can head on over to Charitybuzz.com to place a bid. Note, though; in donating through charitybuzz, you may accidentally wind up with LeBron's K900 in your driveway.

To return the K900 to it's (perfectly fine) stock form, you'll need to strip off and sell the following parts: a huge Lexicon Logic 7 sound system, suede interior, the "King James Edition #01" dash plaque, and "LBJ" embossed headrests. Which you might find a market for on Lyndon Baines Johnson fansites.

Then there are those 22-inch Monoblock alloy rims. They're detailed with the same Pearl Red Metallic as the rest of the body, and sure to advertise to all: "Look! I ruined a perfectly good car with a lift kit and 22-inch rims!"

What did that poor Kia ever do to you?

But, even if you can't find a buyer for them, you should probably get a decent amount back in scrap value. Aluminum's going for $0.85 a pound right now; for all four wheels, that's the better part of $70 available for tax-exempt donation to the noble cause of your choice. I'd suggest the LeBron James Family Foundation.

So, head on over to Charitybuzz and place a bid on the Kia now. There's a chance you could help LeBron James save the future for some innocent child -- and in so doing, save at least one innocent Kia from LeBron James.

Kids...stay in school.

2015 Kia K900 "King James Edition"

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