Wouldn’t you just love to have a nice and shiny coin in hand to teach the driver of this gray Expedition a thing or two about being a certified parking douche. It’s bad enough that he can’t seem to understand the significance of the parking lines, but to park your SUV right smack in the middle of not one, not two, not three, but FOUR parking spaces? That takes the level of douchery to an entirely new level. Now, back to that coin; we have a couple of things we’d love to do with it to this SUV, all of which would fall under "parking justice". On a serious note, we probably wouldn’t do it, but that would require a massive amount of self-control.