Close your eyes and picture the worst customized Chevrolet Corvette->ke1280 you’ve ever seen. Now open your eyes and take a look at these photos.

Proving that there’s no price tag for God-awful taste, the owner of this Corvette, which was spotted in Evansville Indiana by a forum member at Corvette Forum, actually thought – as in seriously thought – that having a dragon-inspired Corvette is actually a good idea.

What’s worse: this guy had so much belief in himself that he probably did the entire fine-less tuning all by himself. Look at it. The paintjob is hideous – at best. The dragon scales on the roof look absolutely ridiculous. And don’t even get us started on that miniature dragon plastered on the Corvette’s hood.

We’re trying to find anything redeemable about this monstrosity of a creation, but no matter how close we look – or how hard we try to be a little accepting of this – we can’t find one good thing about what the owner of this car did to his Corvette.

So congratulations buddy. You have at least accomplished one thing. You will now forever be remembered here at Topspeed for having one of those Corvettes that we wouldn’t dare get within 100 meters - even if we’re held at gun point.

And that’s saying a lot.