According to this local reporter, car theft is becoming a pretty common occurrence these days. In his own words, he says, "all it takes is a matter of seconds to get into your vehicle. All a thief needs is a hammer, an empty parking lot..."
Apparently, enterprising car thieves are going to need a pretty strong arm too.
In an embarassing display of physical ineptitude, little Mr. PeeWee Reporter’s assignment on how thieves break into your car ended up being more physically taxing than he expected when the driver’s side window of the piece of junk Oldsmobile he was trying to break refused to budge despite his "herculean" efforts in trying to smash it. At one point, the car window, who we believe had had enough of the reporter’s assault on it, simply fell down to its sill without even breaking. Can you say embarrassing with a capital ’E’.
Finally, after what seemed like a million re-takes, the strapping young reporter resorts to using two hands to break one of the rear passenger windows and miraculously pulls off the mighty task, but not without cutting himself in the process. Of course he did.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you see this man lurking near your car in the future, you have no cause for concern. He’s probably got a bigger chance of winning multi-state lotteries than he has of breaking into your car.