MINI->ke57 vs. Porsche->ke1 "race" took so many twists and turns, it's becoming harder and harder to keep tabs on everything that has gone on before, during, and - as it turns out - after the race.

We don't know what's keeping MINI from moving on after Porsche squeaked out a win at the former's own overly-hyped race, but now we have a new video courtesy of the losing side chronicling the entire proceedings. Heck, they even managed to get Joe Rogan of Fear Factor and UFC fame to do the hosting for the shindig.

So, consider this the swan song of this whole MINI-Porsche saga, or at least until MINI USA president Jim McDowell lives up to his word and sports that 'Porsche Beat Us' t-shirt he promised he'd wear should Porsche come out on top.

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