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Lambo bull loves horses?


Lambo bull loves horses?



Imagine you have a supercar and the logo is the one in the image. What car would that be?

It seems that after asking they reader the guys from HappyBlog came to the conclusion that people prefer Ferrari over Lamborghini. And the bull got angry!





Hitler choosing a new car...



What happens when Hitler’s car is stolen? A man like him has enough problems choosing for a new car: Mustang is not good, Camaro has too much plastic in the interior, the Honda S2000 does not have enough power... and the list can go on! Even for him a Ferrari is just a dream, don’t worry!

The video is just a parody based on the scene from the movie "Der Untergang" (The Downfall), a movie that presents the final days of the Third Reich.





Filandri Uragano home made supercar


Filandri Uragano home made supercar


Lets face it: we all dream about a supercar, but how many of us have the money to buy it? But if you have a little imagination you can have a supercar of your own!

The Uragano (Italian for Hurricane) was created by Filandri Moreno, a 47-year-old car enthusiast from Italy. The car is entirely made by hand, including the brakes, suspension and steering system.

Under the hood there is an Audi 4.2 liter V8 engine, previously found in an old A8 sedan.

The Uragano was created for Moreno’s entertainment and will not see production.





Cars 2 coming in 2012



The Walt Disney Studios unveiled a diverse and ambitious slate of 10 new animated feature films from Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios to be released through the year 2012 at a New York press conference held today by Dick Cook, chairman of The Walt Disney Studios, and John Lasseter, chief creative officer for Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios.

In the summer of 2011, Pixar’s "newt" marks the directing debut of multiple Oscar(R)-winning sound designer Gary Rydstrom. Christmas 2011 brings Pixar’s first fairy tale, "The Bear and the Bow," from acclaimed filmmaker/writer Brenda Chapman ("The Prince of Egypt"). The Disney DVD and Blu-ray release of "Tinker Bell A Winter Story" (working title) also debuts in 2011.

The year 2012 will mark the return of Lightning McQueen, Mater the tow truck, and an international cast of favorite and new car characters in Pixar’s "Cars 2," directed by Brad Lewis (producer of "Ratatouille"). Scheduled for Christmas 2012 from Walt Disney Animation Studios is "King of the Elves," an adaptation of a Philip K. Dick short story, directed by Aaron Blaise and Robert Walker ("Brother Bear").


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1995 Saab 9000 AERO for sale... is he too?


1995 Saab 9000 AERO for sale... is he too?


You will ask who I am sure! Lets keep the suspense for just a few seconds. So, you are trying to sale a car, not a beautiful one, of course. And it seems there’s no chance to do it! The only option is to put a nice girl next to it and take some shots. Good idea no? Well yes, but not for all of us!

This guy here tries to sell his 9000 AERO and he puts his girl, his dog next to it. But someone else too!

Follow the link and you will find out who! My wonder is: is he for sale too? Hope not!


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April Fool’s Day: BMW’s Canine Repellent Alloy Protection


April Fool's Day: BMW's Canine Repellent Alloy Protection


If you have not been punked in this first day of April you have to know that Bmw tricked everyone. In an official press release, the German manufacturer announced its new Canine Repellent Alloy Protection system, a system developed in order to stop dogs fouling against the alloy wheels of your Bmw.

The Canine Repellent Alloy Protection system (C.R.A.P.) reveals from the begining the purpose of the new technology, absolutely crap. According to Bmw the „crap” system is administrating immediately an electric shock to the animal and keeps him away.

The German manufacturer showed today that it really has a good sense of humor. Many journalists took it as a truthful press release and received their joke for this April’s Fools day. Good one Bmw!


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Just like heaven...


Just like heaven...



There is nothing to write about in here! Just admire! And I am sure that every man’s dream is to be in that car surrounded by just one or two of those girls! And yes! Even if he is married with kids!





Car joke of the day: How to park for cheap in New York



A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys of his new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The Chinese man replies: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

The above is just a joke that was circulating on the Internet. Fuel for thought? Maybe.





How true is the Gas pump icon claim?



Remember the first time when you took your car to the petrol station? Let me tell you what happened that day- You drove into the station, parked next to the pump, and just wondered which side of the car the fuel tank was situated. Right side or left? After all, where else would you pour the fuel into?

It took a few times and a lot of guesses, and finally these days, you can fill em’ up without any trouble. But there is one simple way of finding out which side the fuel tank is located on any car. Yeah, even on a Ferrari or a Bugatti. It will save you all the energy spent on the stretching and moving, desperate to know which side the hole is.

If you look at your gas gauge in the dashboard, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump attached to a tube will extend out either from the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right. Refer picture if you can’t get it. Its been there all this time on your dash. And you never noticed. I know. And remember that topspeed.com brought this to your notice and its a basic courtesy to thank them, no?

When we completed typing all that, we weren’t very sure about the claim. My Fiat Palio has her tank situated on the right hand side, and as per the claim, the nozzle on the gas pump icon is on the right. Help bury the hatchet by telling us whether the location of the tank corresponds to the dash icon on your car.





Man transforms his Mustang into a police cruiser replica


Man transforms his Mustang into a police cruiser replica


What do you do when you are not a police officer, but have a 7 years-old son that wants to be spoiled? Simple: transform your 2007 Ford Mustang into a police cruiser replica! No one will have anything with you, as it seems this is as legal as possible can be!

Jessie Vigil, a 35-year-old disabled veteran from the war in Iraq painted his 2007 Ford Mustang black and white, added a red-and-blue emergency bar across the top and painted the word "police" on the doors. The decorating started last summer, in an effort to make the car look like a police cruiser in the "Transformers" movie because his 7-year-old son, Thomas, was a fan.

"My intent was to re-create the movie car," said Vigil. "When I came back from Iraq, I tried to spoil him. I wasn’t the best dad before."

And as long he won’t start acting like a police officer it’s all legal, according to aw enforcement agencies.





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