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ZOMBIES AHEAD: how to hack a road sign


ZOMBIES AHEAD: how to hack a road sign

We all have a mischievous side hidden away deep in the darkest depths of ourselves, well now is your chance to let a little of it out. Have you ever driven down the highway and seen those large orange electric road signs, they usually come with bad news: bridge closed, accident ahead, road work and even zombies ahead.

That’s right, zombies. Thanks to a post on the sight i-Hack.com, the secret behind the glowing amber lights has been unlocked allowing merry pranksters to meddle with the machine’s messages. Once access has been gained to the interior of the unit, there is a programmable key pad that allows authorized personnel to put up the required text that also means that you too can reprogram it to say whatever you want. Even if the device has been locked, it can be reset by holding a certain sequence of buttons.

So you can have fun, but don’t get caught by the authorities, not sure the department of transportation would be too happy about you messing with their machinery. So follow the link to get the full details and watch out for those zombies.





Video: Stealth Ferrari



The only thing cooler than a F-430 Scuderia, is one that can evade police with a quick color change and fly undetected by their radar. Unless perhaps it would be powered by the Italian automaker’s future turbo/hybrid power plant, or possibly the next F-450, but we’ll still have to wait for that one.



What’s it worth to be #1?


What's it worth to be #1?

So what does it take to get to be number one? For athletes it means a lifetime of disciplined training, for a car company it can mean decades of thorough and consistent work, but in the recently wealthy car crazed tuner scene of the UAE, it’ll run you a little more than $14 Million. Saeed Abdul Ghafour Khouri recently shelled out 52.2 dirham, the equivalent of $14,300,000 at an auction at the 7-Star Emirates Palace Hotel in Dubai. Don’t feel bad about the money; it’s going to charity that helps accident victims.

When Saeed laid down all that dirham he was buying more than just a metal rectangle with a coat of paint on the front, he is buying a place in society. The oil-rich nations of the Persian Gulf are developing a form of car culture that makes Paris Hilton’s car collection look amateur. All these new funds have made the citizens of Abu Dhabi crazy for custom super cars. If you can imagine what it costs to have a set of rims mounted on your lowly Acura Integra, imagine the cost of milling a custom set of alloys and then mounting them on your Black Series. The UAE’s tuning scene has developed in such a way, that only a handful of these super-tuned machines could stand up to any group of big money collector cars from around the rest of the globe. The Middle East has become a place where your super car is nothing, unless its gold plated or modified to a point that would mean bankruptcy for most.

In this new status-seeking environment it is not uncommon to see a automobile wearing a number plate that is many times more expensive than the car itself. So after all, is Saeed that crazy for spending so much for the right to be first? However this can also be seen as a wise investment, because someone will always want to be number 1.



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Hannah Barbera’s Wacky Racers come to life


Hannah Barbera's Wacky Racers come to life

Anybody who’s ever gone through childhood must have, at one point, been transfixed to the Hanna Barbera’s classic cartoons, Wacky Races. The unforgettable ensemble of characters – including Peter Perfect, Dick Dastardley & Mutley, and Penelope Pitstop – have all left us wishing to become race car drivers driving our very own wacky race car.

If you’re going to the Goodwood Festival of Speed, then your wishes are about to come true. Almost, that is.

A full set of 11 real-life Wacky race cars will be displayed at the aforementioned car festival providing fans of the cartoon from all shapes and sizes the opportunity to see their favorite wacky race cars up close and personal.

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Video: How not to park a Ferrari



What will you learn from watching this video? How not to park a Ferrari. Leave it to a woman to turn backing into a parking space into an 87 point turn. We just feel bad for the guy helping her.



8 wheeled Porsche Turbo


8 wheeled Porsche Turbo

So you love mountain-biking! Who doesn’t? But lets presume the mountain is far from you and the only car you’re having is a Porsche Turbo (ya, you wish for, we know!), but you still want to ride your bike in the deep into the forest. What do you do? Get inventive like this guy! Oh, and choose one friend to go with you!





Video: Airbag Nutshot



We are not sure which is worse, being the victim of this video or the last. Some one please remind these kids that airbags are made to protect you in the event of an accident and not to ruin your chances of having kids in the future.

Ouch! That must have hurt, but more then losing a McLaren F1?





Miami Beach flash flood and fancy cars



We are used to rainstorms during the South Florida summers, but this is just freaking ridiculous. There is a Jeep stuck across the street, cars driving on the crown of the road and a woman wading her way into the trunk of her Bimmer. She was hesitant to open the doors, and with good reason. Personally we though the engine in her 3 Series would be hydro locked for sure, but German engineering surprised us once again.

The ominous clouds covered the sky for what we thought was going to be a typical afternoon thunderstorm, but we should have known that something was up when hail started to fall. Did I mention that we are in South Florida, and its summer, what gives? It’s a good thing that we got the Aston Martin out of the way earlier today; I don’t think that Marek Reichman would have been so enthusiastic about showing off his fancy Jaeger-LeCoultre watch in these conditions. Let alone drop the top on the new DBS Volante.

For all those hyper milers in their sub compact hybrids, this is why you buy an SUV. Speaking of hybrid owners, what happens when you find yourself beltline deep in standing water, you will probably be asking yourself, how well insulated are all those electrical connectors?



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Reventon in a box



If you thought that life would never be as sweet as when you were a child sitting under the tree on Christmas morning opening presents, we have some good news for you. If you want to recapture that feeling of of innocence and excitement all you have to do is call up your local Lamborghini dealer, and order a brand new Reventon.

Unfortunately all 20 Examples of the jet fighter inspired super car are already in the hands of collectors, but if you can find one that didn’t throw away the original packaging, you can once again enjoy the feeling of unwrapping one of the greatest presents in the world.

Check out the image gallery to the right to see what we are talking about.



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Ferrari F-430 Challenge PC Edition


Ferrari F-430 Challenge PC Edition

Owning a Ferrari F-430 is something that we all daydream of achieving. Unfortunately for the majority of us automotive enthusiasts lusting after the exotic Italian machine is all we are capable of because they are just so damn expensive. However, this prancing horse that recently unveiled at Computex 2009, the Chinese technology show is a much more practical version of the Italian super car. No $1,000 oil changes or $4,000 brake jobs the only maintenance that you will be doing on this Ferrari is changing the CD. The best part is that your wife won’t yell at you for keeping it in the bedroom. Besides, this F-430 is a lot more fun to play with than any carbon fiber Ferrari notebook.



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