A "Le Mons" for the average Joe.

"The crowd. The spectacle. The pall of blue smoke and roasted clutch discs. In all motorsport, no event captures the universal human need to whale on old crapcans and hoover down greasy barbecue like the 24 Hours of LeMons."

The 24 Hours of " Le Mons" is just what you think it is. It is a mock race of the real "Le Mans" race and it features some of the world greateat "lemons". Cars which are fixex up can not cost more than 500 dollars and are driven around in circles for hours until they are undrivable.

In order to get into the race, you must first survive some time trials:

-Personal-Injury-Lawyer Anti-Slalom,

-Marxist-Valet Parking Challenge,

-Wide Open Throttle Rodthrowapalooza.

How does one win this crazy race? Spectators get to vote 12 hours into the race of who gets to win.

"It all starts with the 24 Hours of LeMons on 7-8 July '07 at Altamont, California."