There are some sights that you can’t un-see. I’d like to offer this monstrosity as an example of that. This is a Jaguar S-Type, a car that once held the title as the world’s fastest production saloon. It was also panned for a number of things, most notably its lackadaisical styling. It is with great irony, then, that I present this particular S-Type. Word of warning: it’s not for the weak of heart or the weak of stomach.

Good God, Almighty. It’s hard to wrap into words what exactly it is we’re looking at here, but if you really want to know, that’s a Jaguar S-Type, or at least it used to be a Jaguar S-Type. What it looks like now can’t be really described. It may still be an S-Type, but it’s also been wrapped in what appears to be hundreds, if not thousands, of Hot Wheels cars, all coming in different shapes and colors. The result is nothing short of cringe-worthy, and that may even be putting it lightly.

The image, which was first posted by Carception is a good example of what happens when somebody has far too much time on his hands. I suppose it took a lot of work to glue all those toy cars onto the S-Type so I will applaud the person who actually did it. If anything, he might even be proud of his own creation. We can’t knock him for that. It’s just that his project looks hideous in every angle you look at it.

But hey, it’s not my Jaguar S-Type. It’s not even your Jaguar S-Type. As the owner of the car, whoever owns this model is free to do whatever he wants with it. If it means slathering it up with glitter or sticking thousands of toy cars in the body, then may the good Lord bless him.

On a side note, is that a medical center in the background? Maybe someone needs to get his head checked in there.

References

Read our full review on the 2007 Jaguar S-Type.