Chris Johnson is just about the hottest name in the NFL right now. The Tennessee Titans’ all-world running back recently had a season for the ages after becoming just the sixth player to run for 2,000 yards in a season and also breaking Marshall Faulk’s yards from scrimmage with 2,509 yards.

But as far car tuning tastes are concerned, Johnson is about as bad as it gets – or maybe he just has a different taste for what constitutes as a finely-tuned machine.

Consider what he did to this car. If it’s bad enough that the car has the color of an oversized banana, Johnson had to bring more attention to it by adding 30-inch rims.

We love you for running ability, Chris Johnson. And if you know what’s best for you, we strongly advise you to run as far away as you can from this monstrosity – literally and figuratively – of a ride.


Source: Deadspin

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  (383) posted on 02.29.2012

To be honest it looks like lime and lemon, and I’m referring to the colors and the wheels. It would be hard to climb up to get on this car.

  (714) posted on 01.27.2012

Getting inside this car is really hard because it’s very high, Well, its like an oversized banana because of its color. The car has nice wheels that looks like a lemon squeezer.

  (224) posted on 11.9.2011

This one is really so awful and lousy! Anyway, I wonder if it could have an impressive engine specification? Well, I wouldn’t really dare to ride on this kind of car.

  (372) posted on 10.13.2011

It really looked so lousy! The automaker must really be so crazy to make a version like this for a car. It seems that your legs must be too long before you can step onward on this car!

  (333) posted on 09.30.2011

I don’t get the point of the automaker of this for doing this crazy and weird car. I must say that me, either I wouldn’t dare to ride on this. Aside from it looks so lousy it seems that it takes an hour before I could go to my place.

  (368) posted on 08.10.2011

Well, I don’t need a ladder just to be inside the car because I will never ride this stuff. I will surely look weird with this one. It is a shame in the car industry and must be buried beside its creator. By the way, whose concept is this? HAHA

  (797) posted on 08.9.2011

Me either, I was laughing in the car. It seems that the passenger needs a ladder in order to get inside! This is literally monstrosity kind of vehicle.

  (503) posted on 08.9.2011

The car look so funny! I was thinking on how will a girl get-in on the car when she is wearing a mini skirt ?haha BTW, I wonder if Chris Johnson is a freaking tall guy?

  (553) posted on 07.21.2011

The known Chris Johnson is weird. I never thought that he doesn’t have a good taste about tuned cars. This is a total crap for everyone’s eye. Much better if he ran to where he desires to go rather than seeing this car with him.

  (211) posted on 05.13.2011

This would be one of the most pointless production ever made in auto industry! I really hate everything about. However, I’m afraid that, once this car will be in the auctioned it will be cost high!

  (445) posted on 05.13.2011

Yeah, What can we say except that its ugly!I really hate yellow and everything about it is so annoying! However, I like the platform and the front bumper of this car.

  (273) posted on 05.12.2011

He would like to have some exposure, and get noticed! I don’t think I should comment on this one. We all know how ugly it is.

  (745) posted on 08.25.2010

No way! It is not appealing as what others said here before. UGLY.

  (345) posted on 08.4.2010

What a ugly looking car and the wheels it really looks so odd.

  (534) posted on 03.23.2010

How in the world will you get inside. Johnson should also create a specialized ladder under chassis.

  (555) posted on 03.23.2010

I agree, he had very bad taste for having that kind of car the color. It’s off and so as the rims. Ah maybe he’s just bored or maybe need some more attention!

  (612) posted on 03.23.2010

Well, everyone wants a bling bling for their cars but I think this is just too much. I may understand it if this wheels were under a Hummer or something but that just seems plain weird. I’m pretty sure that he wont be able to bring that car in highspeed as there seems to be a tendency of it rolling if it will have to turn on high speed.

  (939) posted on 03.22.2010

If there is a low-rider of course there is also a high-rider. I wonder if he also installed a hydraulic shock to make it jump and tilt.

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