For the man who has the trouble with too many women in his life, I present the Volksaru (Subawagen just sounds to natural for this unholy combination.) Because even if she’ll still talk to you after seeing the 1985 Subaru GL front end, the Volkswagen rear will ensure that you won’t get laid.

This creation actually includes two completely separate drivetrains (front engine, front-wheel drive and rear engine, rear-wheel drive) and two separate transmissions so, as the owner puts it, “if one of them were to fail or not work, the other one can take over and replace it.” Which means this is the perfect car for long trips, as long as you can fit the luggage in the back seat.

Although this is two cars in one (almost literally), I’m a little reluctant to call this over $20k reserve vehicle the “deal of the day”. But the one benefit of ownership is you can put the put the Subaru in first gear, the Volkswagen in reverse, hit the gas, and see if you can’t tear the thing apart and send this unholy union back to the hell from which it came.

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