Global warming the fault of sexy men in Ferrari’s
Yes, the idiocy surrounding the supposed warming of the globe (which has actually been cooling since it was formed) has found yet a new level of lunacy.
You see, it turns out that “global warming” is easy to solve.
It’s the fault of sexy men in Ferrari’s.
Well, actually it’s the fault of the women who admire those men.
Yes, that’s what a “scientist” from Great Britain said.
(This goes far toward explaining why the sun finally did set on the British empire.)
The remark was made by Sir David King, a chemist at the University of Cambridge. As a chemist, of course, King is without any expertise in world climate, but this didn’t stop him from putting his finger on the cause of “global warming.”
It’s those men, those sexy men, and their Ferrari’s and the women who lust after them.
"I was asked at a lecture by a young woman about what she could do and I told her stop admiring young men in Ferraris. What I was saying is you have got to admire people who are conserving energy and not those willfully using it."
King has been an outspoken critic of policy, known more for making outlandish statements than for scientific integrity. For example, he claims global warming is a bigger threat than terrorism.
For some unaccountable reason, though Greath Britain has devoted vast police and intelligence resources to foiling hundreds of terrorist plots in the past several years,
The only police it’s devoted to chasing Ferrari’s are traffic bobbies.
And no Ferrari owners have tried to use their vehicles as a car bomb.
Source: Wired Blog