Lindsay Lohan Crashes a Porsche... Again

Lindsay Lohan was Not Permitted to Drive When She Crashed a Rented Porsche Exterior
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Okay, there comes a time in a person’s life when they need to put the keys down and take the bus around town. That usually happens sometime around the age of 70 or 80 years old. You know, your vision deteriorates, your hearing is not what it once was, your reaction times are slower, etc., so it’s just time to give it up.

Well, Ms. LiLo (Lindsay Lohan to those non-TMZ readers) is not yet out of her 20s and it’s time to get rid of those keys. Just weeks after famously crashing a rented Porsche 911, while forbidden to drive, she has yet again crashed. To boot, it is yet another Porsche. Okay, before we get all dramatic on you and say she mangled a test mule 918 hybrid, we’ll let you know that it was only a minor fender bender and the Porsche in question is just a Panamera and not a 911.

According to the report, Lohan barely nipped a Ford Mustang, putting a minor scratch on it. The Mustang driver was told that Lohan was being chased by the paparazzi and that’s how she hit him. Fortunately, the Mustang driver seems more proud of the scratch than his car, as he said he would use the scratch as a selling point, by saying "You see that scratch right there? Lindsay Lohan hit my car and didn’t total it!"

Still, she is forbidden to drive by her employer’s insurance company. You know, the employer that is likely paying her in excess of $100K per episode to be in a series about Elizabeth Taylor’s rocky life. In addition, where did this girl learn how to drive? She is in several accidents every year and they are almost always – or at least appear to be – her fault.

On behalf of all drivers on the road, we would like to request that Lindsay Lohan find her way to the closest bicycle store and purchase a nice 10-speed to get her around.


Source: Jalopnik

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  (714) posted on 09.10.2012

She greatly crashes that Porsche again badly making her a Porsche enemy by now.

  (417) posted on 09.6.2012

Lindsay must undergo driving lessons Again to be more responsible and careful while driving.

  (369) posted on 09.6.2012

She did it again and again. She never learned her lesson. Do not issue her another driving license.

  (702) posted on 09.5.2012

Is this issue reached the court? LiLo deserves to be restricted from using any kind and brands of vehicles.

  (570) posted on 09.4.2012

It’s really a good idea if she will now be using non-expensive cars so that she could crash them whenever she want.

  (474) posted on 08.22.2012

I think it’s a coincidence that LiLo crashed another Porsche again. With her wealth, she can buy a brand-new Porsche.

  (201) posted on 08.21.2012

She could replace that with a new one. So there’s no problem about it. The thing is Porsche cars are so expensive.

  (201) posted on 08.21.2012

She could replace that with a new one. So there’s no problem about it. The thing is Porsche cars are so expensive.

  (507) posted on 08.13.2012

Unfortunately, this makes me question Porsche’s credibility. This won’t happen to Lindsay if only she have inspected this Porsche the sooner.

  (596) posted on 08.13.2012

Lindsay’s focus and consciousness are badly affected by her addiction on drugs.

  (159) posted on 08.9.2012

How many more Porsche will Lindsay wreck? How many reports will we received about her unstable condition in her health and life?

  (648) posted on 08.5.2012

Well, I don’t blame Lindsay; the Porsche is both amusing and admirable. She might have planned to wreck it.

  (594) posted on 08.3.2012

I hope she’ll learn her lesson about driving Porsche, and I hope she’ll not be in any influence of alcohols and drugs to prevent the future accidents.

  (613) posted on 08.1.2012

Is she’s already OK after the porsche crashing?

  (347) posted on 08.1.2012

Ouch! Well, that was for LiLo’s ego and for the Panamera. It must be humiliating to be involved on that.

  (365) posted on 07.31.2012

Too bad the Panorama crashed by irresponsible Lindsay Lohan. When will she learn all about this accident? It’s right to forbid her from driving again especially if Porsche. smiley

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