The driver, probably a closet Mustang owner, is still on the loose.by Robert Moore, on
If you’ve followed any of my writing in the past, you probably know I’m not a colossal fan of Ford or the Mustang – at least outside of classic models, anyway. I’ve reported a number of rogue Mustang’s in the past, but this one really takes the cake. Apparently, another one of those crazy Mustang drivers decided to showboat, but instead of bouncing off a curb or just looking like a complete moron, this guy wreaked some serious havoc.
What was probably just a guy doing what Mustang drivers do, ended up in the loss of cars like a BMW Z4, a Volkswagen Golf, and even a partially restored 1965 Plymouth Valiant. All three of which were part of a collection of five vehicles that were owned by one family and will probably never be driven again. It’s like terrorism powered by Ford engineering at its finest. The craziest part is, the driver of the Mustang is nowhere to be found, somehow escaping serious injury and going on the run.
Of course, I might be looking at this with a little bit of humor – the Mustang strikes again – but is it just me, or does it seem like things are getting worse. You can pretty much catch a Mustang going rogue at just about every auto show, and let’s not forget about the crazy chick that chose the Mustang as her weapon of choice against the man who gave her HIV. Okay, it’s not that the guy didn’t deserve it, but she could have just as easily chosen a Chrysler or a Chevy.
In all seriousness, though, the driver in this most recent accident really is still at large and, as of the time of this writing, has yet to be caught. When they do get caught, however, they’ll be looking at some pretty serious charges. There’s leaving the scene of an accident, reckless driving, and hell, maybe they can get him for a hate crime against German’s since at least two of the cars were German made. With that said, you can check out ABC10’s report and see the aftermath by clicking play on the video above. And, if you’re going to Mustang around and be a douche bag, please stay off my street. That goes for all you new Camaro-owning rookies too.