Hold on to your hats everyone, this madman is speeding down the road. Is he driving a Ferrari 599 GTO? A Porsche Panamera? Maybe a Lamborghini LP570-4 Superleggera? No, folks, we are sorry to say that this drunken fellow was hightailing it down his street in Essex in a pink Barbie toy car. Paul Hutton, a former RAF aeronautical engineer, was helping his son with a project for his car mechanics course when he decided that he simply had to take the car out for a spin. Maxing out at 4mph, the Barbie car is suitable for children between the ages of 3-5. Of course, when you’ve been drinking, your mental capacity can sometimes lead you to act like you’re between the ages of 3-5, so Hutton went for a ride. We can’t figure out what was more embarrassing: driving around in a pink Barbie car or receiving a DUI while driving around in a pink Barbie car. It’s simply a no win situation.

Hutton’s thoughts on the situation?

"You have to be a contortionist to get in, and then you can’t get out. I was very surprised to get done for drunk-driving but I was a twit to say the least.”

Yes, sir, to say the least. Hutton received a three year ban from driving only because this was his second DUI in ten years. We assume the last time he received the DUI he was riding a Hello Kitty model.

The judge’s comments?

"The vehicle is not even capable of doing the speed of a mobility scooter and could be outrun by a pedestrian."

Our opinion?

After a few good, long laughs we figured this was the epitome of drunken hilarity.

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Source: Times of India

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15 comments:

  (238) posted on 06.22.2011

haha. I think there’s no reason for us to forgot this dude for giving barbie a bad name!hehe I really feel shame for this man and I don’t want to be in his shoes! Poor son his dad embarrass him so much!

  (395) posted on 06.22.2011

Well, I guess his son never respect his dad after that!haha I feel ashamed for him that’s the awful place to get a DUI and been ban for three years in driving! Long laugh would be a good way to start my saysmiley

  (504) posted on 11.10.2010

it’s like a kid’s trap for April Fool’s Day..hehe

  (677) posted on 11.3.2010

haha..barbie will be madsmiley

  (507) posted on 09.29.2010

nice joke. It sound so familiar with one of the gaga show on tv.

  (1211) posted on 09.21.2010

haha. The title of this articles is so cool!!

  (504) posted on 08.22.2010

Darn, he can even describe how to get in the car. He is really drunk at that time.

  (745) posted on 08.19.2010

Was that man a little bitter about Barbie? Maybe his ex named after that cute doll.

  (807) posted on 08.10.2010

haha. When I’m reading the article i can’t stop laughing. He is really drunk, no doubt about that.

  (211) posted on 08.3.2010

He’s just helping his son and he enjoyed it a lot! Speeding is a no, no and speeding with a Barbie car is humiliating!

  (359) posted on 07.29.2010

haha. He just make him self a topic for a big joke.

  (340) posted on 04.25.2010

I think this guy only want’s an attention that’s why he did those things, but it is really awesome looks like a jackass.

  (612) posted on 04.22.2010

Well, at least he made the barbie car running even though it can run up to 4mph, not bad for a toy, am I right?

  (571) posted on 04.21.2010

Yeah, I thought of it too. I guess he’s just imagining that he also has a ferrari and pushing the pedal to the metal.

  (780) posted on 04.21.2010

Dang! Maybe he’s imagining he’s driving a ferrari. Well, that’s what you will get if you compensate your body with alcohol.

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