Video: Fake Akio Toyoda promises "no more brakes on Toyota!"
Apparently, Toyota President Akio Toyoda is all but fed up with the recent bad publicity his company has been getting. So he did what any self-respecting CEO would do when his company is under fire: he went on the Late Show with David Letterman and proceeded to go on a tirade that would have made his grandpa proud.
Ok, so it was a fake Akio Toyoda that made the appearance but in the few minutes he was given to speak to the "American public", he made quite a few heavy promises, including that from now on, Toyota cars will have no more brakes, no more horns, and that they’ll explode in your garages.
Not content with his threats of making Toyota’s ticking time bombs, Fake Akio Toyoda even called Americans "fatties" and called out Letterman for poking fun at "Big Jaw" Jay Leno.