Ok, this is for sure the funniest news of the week: a woman from US called the police while driving under influence to report she was comiting a crime!

The name of the woman is not important, but after a drinking session in a local bar she noticed her erratic driving. And at the request of her husband she called 911 and reported herself.

When asked what she she though would happen when she called 911, she said: "I'm not really sure. I don't really think I was thinking that much at the time."

Even if she is not convinced the ticket was fair, she will have to pay it!

Follow the jump for a copy of her talk with the cops!

Caller: I just want to know if somebody can follow me home because somebody seems to think I can't drive home straight.

911: OK, why is that?

Caller: He seems to think I am too intoxicated to drive.

911: OK, and so you called 9-1-1 or he called 9-1-1?

Caller: Well, he wanted me to call 9-1-1 'cause he thinks I'm too drunk to drive.