“My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember the Road Warrior. The man we called “Max.”
The idea of an apocalypse bike has been a worthwhile venue for bike manufacturers and modders to compete against each other. Over the years, these bikes have been a proving ground for durability, technology, and simplicity for riders to purchase their chosen getaway vehicle from the nuclear fallout of tomorrow. While Mad Max was most well known for his car, these bikes are a worthy addition to any post-apocalyptic adventurer's stable.
Specialized E-Bike
The end of the world instills fear in many categories, but access to fuel and transportation is the most intense of these to people such as myself. Luckily, electric bike hobbyists have us covered. The idea of perpetual energy has eluded the manufacturing world. Still, in the eyes of engineers everywhere, this is not only a possibility, but it's also vital to the future of transport. With the craze of electric bikes as city commuters, the natural evolution of the platform was the addition of solar panels for instant charging. Eclectic bike purists seek out these panels for charging when the bike isn't in use, but the obsessed have implemented them into the drive train, allowing the bike to ride forever, setting itself as it goes. Although the bikes are not available on the market, try to emulate this buildout, if you would like one for yourself. Also, bikes from brands like Specialized could come in handy.
Kawasaki KLR650
You hear the sirens announcing the arrival of enemy troops. You know the city isn't safe. Inspired by Red Dawn, you decide to head into the woods to the hunting cabin. But, how do you get there? The road is too treacherous for your Honda Civic. The garage calls to you. You smell the familiar scent of engine oil. Your eyes are drawn to the natural beauty of your Kawasaki KLR650. The true granddaddy of dual sport riding, the Kawasaki KLR650 is the best thing that ever happened to the sport. A bulletproof engine, reliable performance, simplistic styling, and excellent value are all great reasons to be drawn to the bike's wonders. A true fan knows how applicable the motorcycle can be in any usage case. This will get you to the next point on the mountain and ask for more.
Brozz 250
You hear the news of possible world-ending scenarios and decide to prepare. By buying up all the cans of beans you can find, you pack your home with the best survival accessories. Water Jugs, freeze-dried MREs, and wheat fill your storehouse. You check your bank account and only have $20,000 to spend on your chosen vehicle. You could put that money toward a used one and risk the case of years of damage and wear, or you could purchase a new car. The Brozz 250 is perfect for this scenario. It was built with Honda-inspired engineering, a carburated engine, and a dual sport-focused livery. This bike is a crowd favorite. Order one today for under $2,500 and get it delivered straight to your door with minor assembly.
Yamaha TW200
On your adventures, you scavenge in the backcountry, looking for any supplies that could benefit you in your journey. The houses are vacant, stripped bare of their resources, and not a can of Chef Boyardee. With little hope, you decide to check the barn—golden rays of the sunshine beam down on your deliverance. Your dream come true. The Yamaha TW200. The farmer's best friend, this 200cc beauty is intended to be ridden hard and put away wet. The Yamaha TW200 is a budget-friendly dual sport with a pension for long-range riding and a bulletproof engine platform. Even if you can't find one for yourself, get familiar with the platform. You are sure to find a few on the road.
Suzuki DL650
You are riding through a deserted city, seeking supplies and scavenging for food. The street is quiet and dark in the late afternoon, almost. The dash in front of you illuminates with a blinking indicator on the screen, and it's the check engine light. Where are you going to find a mechanic at a time like this? Your bike is only at 12,000 miles. Time to find a new vehicle, and the Suzuki V Strom 650 is an excellent option for the road-focused warrior.
Over the years, the V Strom has built a reputation for destroying mileage records and maintaining road presence, even past the 100,000-mile point. With standard ABS, adjustable suspension, and the option for street tires, this is the bike if you are inspired to stay on the open; no longer maintained road.
Christini Military 450
One of the many bikes on this list designed for the military, the 450 Military has a flair for off-road usage. The Christini Manufacturing Group has partnered with Tactical Mobility Training, a military training group, to give troops even more confidence when entering the craziest conditions. This is an excellent option for those seeking the usage of an ATV or off-road vehicle while maintaining a compact car for easy concealability. The bike has the option of no-flat tires (foam inserts to prevent flats), high-capacity lithium batteries, a durable skid plate, engine guards, luggage, and an automatic clutch. These bikes are made to order from the Christini factory. The military accounts for most orders in the queue.
Kawasaki JP8 Diesel
We love the KLR650. It's adaptable, functional, and cheaply sold. But, what if you upgraded the engine and the power delivery? Like the standard LS or Cummins swap in performance cars, the Diesel Swap in bikes has become a popular option for those seeking to push the limit with higher fuel efficiency and power. The new JP8 offers an astounding 98 MPG at 55 MPH, ready for the end of days. Created with the intention of United States Marine Core usage, this bike is prepared for anything and has even been used in battle, specifically in Kuwait. The engine is usable with bio-diesel or JP8 Jet Fuel, from where the bike gets its name. Seek after this Frankenstein of a motorcycle if you seek Military Spec performance and aggressive utility.
Droog Moto
One of the more attractive options in this list, Droog impresses with its various options in the Mad Max-inspired genre. The company offers the Urban Fighter (a performance compact streetfighter), the Mini Fighter (a compact naked bike, imagine an angry Honda Grom), the E-Fighter (an Electric Naked Streetfighter), and its more premium E-Fighter V2, our pick of the litter. The premium E Fighter V2 provides 163 miles of the city, and 98 miles of highway, with a 122 combined range (perfect for your getaway from the clans of the desert). We greatly admire its rat bike styling and ferocious knobby tires. This minimalistic engine also provides a low-maintenance option for those seeking an escape from fooling with carbs.
Customized Yamaha XV920R from the Walking Dead
The familiar sound of groaning and rumbling fills the woods. You loved Call of Duty Zombies, but this occurrence is not only regular but terrifying. You may be the most knowledgeable about zombies and zombie shows, so you took notes on what worked and what didn't for the groups in the past that survivors put in this situation. One man stands above the rest as uniquely qualified in these situations—Daryl from the Walking Dead.
Daryl’s vehicle of choice was a mix of two-wheeled vehicles, but his most iconic was his rat-style XV920R, created by Classified Moto Customs. The '92 CB750 Nighthawk includes various parts from the stock bike and XS650 and R6 parts built into a Frankenstein Mad Max-inspired masterpiece. The purpose of this bike was a quick getaway and a functional off-roader in the woods of the south. Seek out this bike if you love the style and heritage drawn from the Crossbow toting zombie legend Daryl Dixon.
MotoPed Survival Bike
Fires rage on the road as you race to the nearest gas station. Meteors falling to the earth, dogs, and cats living together test the mayhem of a planet! As you get closer, you can't wait for the sweet release of a full gas tank. You were making the final turn you saw cars stopped ahead. The sudden realization hits you square in the face that there's a line. Oh, the pain! What is going on? What is going on? How on earth do you avoid the lines for gas in the last days? It's time to start pedaling? The team over at MotoPed has you covered with their newest iteration of the survival vehicle. With current upgrades to the system, the designers added a primary fuel tank plus the added fuel from two optional red side-mounted fuel tanks taking you 250 to 300 miles without a fill-up. Did they just strap an engine to a mountain bike? Yes. Is it pretty? No. Is it awesome? Absolutely. Strap your 'Get Out Bag' to this beautiful machine and confidently ride into the red sunset of nuclear fallout. No worries, ride to the next one.